“There’s nothing like the threat of imminent death to force one to delegate” – Miles Vorkosigan, Diplomatic Immunity
The concensus within WoW is that there is a tank shortage, the designers built wrath around a tank shortage (enter the DK), there is also a shortage of healers, not as huge but it’s there.
I disagree, there is no shortage of players who play healing and tanking toons, who spend a lot of time on them.
Let us look at two guilds, firstly Team Pirate. This is a small guild of 10 active players, we manage to get into some 10-man content. Currently the guild has access to three tanks who are geared enough for ICC10 (a total of 6 players with tanking alts capable of at least all the Wrath 5-man heroic content) and five ICC10 geared healers (I think seven players with healing alts capable of Wrath 5-man heroic content). We are at the point where there’s rotation going on to bring in the alts on ICC10 runs just for fun and frolics.
Secondly there’s the 25-man raiding guild. I’m not sure about alts but we’re running with a 6-man tanking team and a 8-man healing team. Team tank has an almost 100% attendance record. We’re there, we’re tanking boss and we’re sitting standby / filling in as dps where needed.
What is the problem?
PUGs, it’s as simple as that.
Pugging is brutal on tanks, there are some runs which are a breeze, but then there are the others, the horrible runs. The runs where the DPS are yelling “gogogogooo” the instant the tank zones in, the runs where the dps are already pulling or ripping aggro with suicide storm (or other aoe of choice) on trash packs, “helping” the tank by pulling the next trash ready for the tank to speed things up.
All the while complaining, about the speed, about why the tank isn’t keeping aggro.
These aren’t the bottom of the pile but personally I’ve not encountered “puggus insultinus” in any of my runs yet but the likes of dear_gnome are full of stories of complete fail where the only responses are insulting at best and worryingly abusive at worst.
So, everyone in dpsland, we understand your queue times are horrible (I’ve sat there as well on my caster alts) but if you want more tanks to queue make it less of a pain for them to do so.
A bit of balance
To all elitist “you need me more than I need you” tanks, please go die in a fire, a big one. You are entitlement morons of the first order. Just because we’re a role which is in demand doesn’t make us “better” than the other players. Stop giving us a bad name.
Take one female lovebird, ideally fixated with nesting, eggs and populating the world with more lovebirds, add the top of a huge dresser where they can hide and play without being annoyed by the two legged food providers, throw into the mix twin and earth cabling.
I present a work of modern art, or possibly a suicide attempt.
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Well things are in full swing and MPs are bitching about having to claim expenses and justify what they’re claiming for, like the rest of us. I particularly love this one.
“Labour’s Nick Brown asked for examples of other jobs where people had to “spend their own money up front to carry out their job. What’s the comparator?” he asked.”
Ok, let’s see.
- I travel to a customer site in the UK, I pay for the fuel and have to claim it back at the government set rate for my size of car.
- I travel internationally, I have to cover everything out of my pocket except the flight (unless I’m pressured into taking the likes of EasyJet which can’t be booked through the central system in which case that goes on the card as well), I then have to claim it all back, with receipts and in the case of meals within the limit set for each type of meal.
This is not atypical, it’s normal within industry.
If someone in my company had tried to do what MPs did with their expenses and got caught they would be facing gross misconduct and a sacking, no chance to pay back and let it lie there, no chance to announce retirement and pick up the resettlement payment many MPs have taken. Out, no notice period, and possible legal action.
So before whining and bitching about how this is unfair remember what brought it about.
The discussion I had with a party worker in the run up the election summed things up when I asked about the horseshit he claimed on expenses for his garden. Apparently the system was ripe for abuse and everyone was doing it, he didn’t have a comeback when I pointed out that surely this meant it was a test of character for MPs and his candidate had therefore failed.
So thanks to a collision of events (personal and the world cup) we were short on numbers and there was no way which we could attempt anything other than Sindy (she and LK being the only bosses left on the lockout). The team was suboptimal, a single tank healer and a number of new bugs and it was what I’ve come to term as a “grumpy raid”. Some of the leads were snappier than normal in vent, more crap from various raid members than normal, the usual suspects slacking off and not flasking.
All avoidable fun and games.
So after a couple of nabbed up wipes a certain dps drops without warning, notice or comment. Just “poof!” and gone. Colour me completely unsurprised when the forum post turns up a few days later announcing that they’re leaving.
So analysis, it’s been coming for a long time, this member is consistently the last to flask and has probably added 5-10 minutes of downtime to raids thanks to not flasking / eating / buffing because he’s off slacking or doing something else. Will he be missed, certainly in the short term, dps numbers continue to be a problem, though less so now that there is no obvious “farm night”. He was one of the higher signups, so did bring that utility to the raid. In the long term it’s unlikely it’ll change anything, drama comes and drama goes, we’ve plenty of angst coming wih the raid lockout changes in Cata and what they’ll mean for 25-man raiding, whether it remains possible to build the numbers to do it or whether it becomes a vehicle for building multiple 10-man raids.
“Your admin assistant will know”.
This pretty much sums up the problem with orkplace, all the bits which were there pre-merger are “big corp” and have structures and lots of people employed in lots of jobs giving lots of capacity and people who are there just to be assistants to other people.
Enter this bit of the org, we were an aquisition, purchased for the software we write and were a small startup, these structures don’t exist but the assumption is that they do. It is assumed that there are teams dedicated to all sorts of things, people on hand to leap on issues 24×7 and so on.
The latest fun involves some testing which has been dumped on my team and which last time sucked up weeks worth of effort for an entire section. This time round we have been talking about it, $BOSS has been informed what the realistic timescales are and lo and behold… rather than the six weeks it will take we’ve committed to the customer that it’ll be three weeks with one person out for the entire period and during the summer holiday months…. Of course there will then come the pressure for weekend working and excessive overtime on that part of the team, so I’m starting the fight back now.
There are times when I think upper manglement are determined to either break staff so we’re short again or piss them off to the point they leave taking experience with them.